THE.DEATH.PANEL

a podcast about issues

04/12:

JEWEL’S NIGHT WITHOUT ARMOR

Our panelists discuss prostitution etiquette, goop hooch, marshmallow tricks, soda thieves, lightning-based superpowers, and beautiful crotches.

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03/12:

HARUKI MURAKAMI’S HANDLESS MUPPET

Our panelists discuss the ins and outs of Japanese literature, the proper way to treat your lover on an individual mandate, who’s chewing whose food, all the joys of being phenomenally wealthy, myths about China, and torsoless bodies.

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02/12:

BRUCE VILANCH’S AMBULANCES


Our panelists discuss piggyback bandits, tween eating competitions, splatforms, frozen Thin Mints, parn, Pinterest, and bringing order to the Jiffy Lube.

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01/12:

VINCENT GALLO’S BUG PENIS


Our panelists review their predictions from the beginning of 2011 and laugh in the face of defeat by making all-new predictions about 2012. Plus, they compete to see who can correctly fuck, marry, or kill ALF, Captain Picard, and War Horse.

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11/11:
TWO FACE’S OCD


Our panelists discuss the horrible news of child football in Pennsylvania, the mystical and sexual wonder of the modern wampyr, the murderous madness of Black Friday, the complex world of romance novels, and assassination training.

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9/11:
ERNEST BORGNINE’S SECRET HANDSHAKE


Our panelists discuss the Republican presidential race, the potential value of Netflix pornography, which ghost moms are worth a second look, exciting updates from the world of post-pubescent hypnotism, beautiful Irish sex lives, and a horror film called Nell.

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8/11:
GIANNA MICHAELS’ HAIRLINE


Our panelists discuss the devastatingly mundane D.C. earthquake, the odds Steve Jobs will be replaced by a cross-dressing dictator, the eerie necklessness of Gov. Rick Perry, airborne urine, Conan the barbarian, 9/11, the epic battle of Magneto versus Flubber, the nature of dubstep, and how to buy a hamster.

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7/11:
WARREN BUFFETT’S CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE


Our panelists discuss the news of the News of the World. Plus, the meaning of the debt ceiling, whether or not Swiss rodents come better in pairs, the murderous nature of Captain America, tiger-suited congressmen on the prowl, the relative merits of rocket boots, and pubic grooming.

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