12/11:
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH’S HUMAN MASK
Our panelists review 2011 by presenting our own top 10 lists: top 10 celebrity deaths, top 10 homophobes, top 10 animals, top 10 trends, and top 10 top 10 lists.
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10/11:
ERNEST BORGNINE’S SECRET HANDSHAKE
Our panelists discuss haunted asses, lemon whores, two-faced cats, baby ghosts, bad video game players, and thought poems.
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9/11:
ERNEST BORGNINE’S SECRET HANDSHAKE
Our panelists discuss the Republican presidential race, the potential value of Netflix pornography, which ghost moms are worth a second look, exciting updates from the world of post-pubescent hypnotism, beautiful Irish sex lives, and a horror film called Nell.
8/11:
GIANNA MICHAELS’ HAIRLINE
Our panelists discuss the devastatingly mundane D.C. earthquake, the odds Steve Jobs will be replaced by a cross-dressing dictator, the eerie necklessness of Gov. Rick Perry, airborne urine, Conan the barbarian, 9/11, the epic battle of Magneto versus Flubber, the nature of dubstep, and how to buy a hamster.
7/11:
WARREN BUFFETT’S CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE
Our panelists discuss the news of the News of the World. Plus, the meaning of the debt ceiling, whether or not Swiss rodents come better in pairs, the murderous nature of Captain America, tiger-suited congressmen on the prowl, the relative merits of rocket boots, and pubic grooming.
7/11 SPECIAL:
PAUL PROVENZA’S RAPE FANTASIES
Regular panelists Brian Thompson, Christian Walters, and Doctor Atlantis are joined by Paul Provenza, Jamie Kilstein, Dan Dion, Gary Stockdale, and Emery Emery in this special live episode of The Death Panel from high above beautiful Las Vegas, California. Things get a little rapey.
6/11:
DONNY OSMOND’S MAGIC FLOWBEE
Our panelists discuss the creeping replicant problem in the world’s pop music. Plus, we ponder how the Amish can commit techno-sex crimes, expose online lesbians for the shams they really are, prepare ourselves for a Mormon president, bat around ideas for bondage play, analyze dreams about living skeletons, suggests methods for killing a person instantly, and blow the lid wide open on this Freemasonry business.
5/11:
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’S PECS AND GUT
Our panelists discuss the completely non-criminal world of international finance. Plus, we explore the plight of Nazi filmmakers, wonder why beautiful rappers would visit the White House, theorize about the kind of pornography found in Osama bin Laden’s bunker, explore the implications of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wandering seed, and definitively answer your questions about the afterlife.
