7/11 SPECIAL:
PAUL PROVENZA’S RAPE FANTASIES
Regular panelists Brian Thompson, Christian Walters, and Doctor Atlantis are joined by Paul Provenza, Jamie Kilstein, Dan Dion, Gary Stockdale, and Emery Emery in this special live episode of The Death Panel from high above beautiful Las Vegas, California. Things get a little rapey.
6/11:
DONNY OSMOND’S MAGIC FLOWBEE
Our panelists discuss the creeping replicant problem in the world’s pop music. Plus, we ponder how the Amish can commit techno-sex crimes, expose online lesbians for the shams they really are, prepare ourselves for a Mormon president, bat around ideas for bondage play, analyze dreams about living skeletons, suggests methods for killing a person instantly, and blow the lid wide open on this Freemasonry business.
5/11:
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’S PECS AND GUT
Our panelists discuss the completely non-criminal world of international finance. Plus, we explore the plight of Nazi filmmakers, wonder why beautiful rappers would visit the White House, theorize about the kind of pornography found in Osama bin Laden’s bunker, explore the implications of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wandering seed, and definitively answer your questions about the afterlife.
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(Source: amateurscientistblog)
4/11:
MARGOT KIDDER’S DENTAL WORK
Our panelists discuss the horrors of the impending U.S. presidential race. Plus, we dive deep into the mysteries of the British language, lament the inattentiveness of our wedding-crazed media, explore the joys of throwing balls for fun, ask when is the right time to tell our children about man-on-man action, look for Lois Lane in the bushes, and ponder what kinds of liquids could fit in a Glade air freshener.
3/11:
BILL PULLMAN’S FUGUE STATE
Our panelists discuss mean, horrible, nasty, no good creatures like the Gingrich. Plus, we reveal our spring wedding guide, complain about your children being all over your Facebook page, ponder the riddles of David Lynch’s Duran Duran concert, give advice on how to avoid bears, and talk to a real Canadian about living in an upside-down metric world.
Show notes:
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Scene from David Lynch’s daydreams
Husband and wife
2/11:
YAPHET KOTTO’S DEATH STAR RUN
Our panelists discuss flaming hot Columbian districts, the uncertain future of a land ruled by mummies, humanity’s place in a world ruled by machines, our predictions for the 83rd annual Academy Awards, corning huskies, sticky hands, and the resurrection of the woolly mammoth. (Show notes at DeathPanelPodcast.com)
Show notes:
Tonight, both houses of Congress will gather in the Capitol Building’s sweet-ass rec room to play a little air hockey, do some necking in their bean bag chairs, and sort of half-listen to President Obama update America on the state of our union.But unless Joe Biden is mic’ed up and extra…
(Source: amateurscientistblog)
1/11:
ANGELA MERKEL’S VAJAZZLE
Our panelists discuss their predictions for 2011 and score their predictions for 2010. Will Barbara Walters fall victim to the Hollywood Star Whackers? Will Vladimir Putin get a Brazilian? Will a famous racist finally attack China? Will sex education die with the birds and bees? Will lobsters finally win the right to vote? Judging by our past precognitive successes, probably not.
12/10:
PERCY JACKSON AND THE GHOST DAD
Our panelists discuss leaking information, the ultimate fate of your dead pets, the super future of pornography, “liking” and “poking” your “Facebooks”, the relative merits of plate tectonics versus the Aurora Borealis, swinger etiquette, and backward clothes.
