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04/12: JEWEL’S NIGHT WITHOUT ARMOR Our panelists discuss prostitution etiquette, goop hooch,...

Tue, 01 May 2012 19:12:00 -0400

04/12:

JEWEL’S NIGHT WITHOUT ARMOR

Our panelists discuss prostitution etiquette, goop hooch, marshmallow tricks, soda thieves, lightning-based superpowers, and beautiful crotches.

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03/12: HARUKI MURAKAMI’S HANDLESS MUPPET Our panelists discuss the ins and outs of Japanese...

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 17:34:25 -0400

03/12:

HARUKI MURAKAMI’S HANDLESS MUPPET

Our panelists discuss the ins and outs of Japanese literature, the proper way to treat your lover on an individual mandate, who’s chewing whose food, all the joys of being phenomenally wealthy, myths about China, and torsoless bodies.

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02/12: BRUCE VILANCH’S AMBULANCES Our panelists discuss piggyback bandits, tween eating...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 14:35:06 -0500

02/12:

BRUCE VILANCH’S AMBULANCES

Our panelists discuss piggyback bandits, tween eating competitions, splatforms, frozen Thin Mints, parn, Pinterest, and bringing order to the Jiffy Lube.

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01/12: VINCENT GALLO’S BUG PENIS Our panelists review their predictions from the beginning of...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:29:00 -0500

01/12:

VINCENT GALLO’S BUG PENIS

Our panelists review their predictions from the beginning of 2011 and laugh in the face of defeat by making all-new predictions about 2012. Plus, they compete to see who can correctly fuck, marry, or kill ALF, Captain Picard, and War Horse.

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12/11:BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH’S HUMAN MASK Our panelists review 2011 by presenting our own top...

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:20:04 -0500

12/11:
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH’S HUMAN MASK

Our panelists review 2011 by presenting our own top 10 lists: top 10 celebrity deaths, top 10 homophobes, top 10 animals, top 10 trends, and top 10 top 10 lists.

Show Notes:

Top 10 sword and sandals movies

Top 10 pizzas in New York

Bestselling books of 2011

YouTube’s year in review

Top 10 Ke$ha songs

11/11:TWO FACE’S OCD Our panelists discuss the horrible news of child football in...

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:23:08 -0500

11/11:
TWO FACE’S OCD

Our panelists discuss the horrible news of child football in Pennsylvania, the mystical and sexual wonder of the modern wampyr, the murderous madness of Black Friday, the complex world of romance novels, and assassination training.

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10/11: ERNEST BORGNINE’S SECRET HANDSHAKE Our panelists discuss haunted asses, lemon whores,...

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 22:47:00 -0400

10/11:

ERNEST BORGNINE’S SECRET HANDSHAKE

Our panelists discuss haunted asses, lemon whores, two-faced cats, baby ghosts, bad video game players, and thought poems.

Show Notes:

Can You Read My Mind?

9/11:ERNEST BORGNINE’S SECRET HANDSHAKE Our panelists discuss the Republican presidential...

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 19:17:03 -0400

9/11:
ERNEST BORGNINE’S SECRET HANDSHAKE

Our panelists discuss the Republican presidential race, the potential value of Netflix pornography, which ghost moms are worth a second look, exciting updates from the world of post-pubescent hypnotism, beautiful Irish sex lives, and a horror film called Nell.

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8/11:GIANNA MICHAELS’ HAIRLINE Our panelists discuss the devastatingly mundane D.C....

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:16:12 -0400

8/11:
GIANNA MICHAELS’ HAIRLINE

Our panelists discuss the devastatingly mundane D.C. earthquake, the odds Steve Jobs will be replaced by a cross-dressing dictator, the eerie necklessness of Gov. Rick Perry, airborne urine, Conan the barbarian, 9/11, the epic battle of Magneto versus Flubber, the nature of dubstep, and how to buy a hamster.

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7/11:WARREN BUFFETT’S CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE Our panelists discuss the news of the News...

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 19:18:48 -0400

7/11:
WARREN BUFFETT’S CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE

Our panelists discuss the news of the News of the World. Plus, the meaning of the debt ceiling, whether or not Swiss rodents come better in pairs, the murderous nature of Captain America, tiger-suited congressmen on the prowl, the relative merits of rocket boots, and pubic grooming.

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7/11 SPECIAL: PAUL PROVENZA’S RAPE FANTASIES Regular panelists Brian Thompson, Christian...

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:12:00 -0400

7/11 SPECIAL:

PAUL PROVENZA’S RAPE FANTASIES

Regular panelists Brian Thompson, Christian Walters, and Doctor Atlantis are joined by Paul Provenza, Jamie Kilstein, Dan Dion, Gary Stockdale, and Emery Emery in this special live episode of The Death Panel from high above beautiful Las Vegas, California. Things get a little rapey.

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6/11:DONNY OSMOND’S MAGIC FLOWBEE Our panelists discuss the creeping replicant problem in...

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 23:10:04 -0400

6/11:
DONNY OSMOND’S MAGIC FLOWBEE

Our panelists discuss the creeping replicant problem in the world’s pop music. Plus, we ponder how the Amish can commit techno-sex crimes, expose online lesbians for the shams they really are, prepare ourselves for a Mormon president, bat around ideas for bondage play, analyze dreams about living skeletons, suggests methods for killing a person instantly, and blow the lid wide open on this Freemasonry business.

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5/11:ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’S PECS AND GUT Our panelists discuss the completely non-criminal...

Mon, 30 May 2011 10:28:26 -0400

5/11:
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’S PECS AND GUT

Our panelists discuss the completely non-criminal world of international finance. Plus, we explore the plight of Nazi filmmakers, wonder why beautiful rappers would visit the White House, theorize about the kind of pornography found in Osama bin Laden’s bunker, explore the implications of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wandering seed, and definitively answer your questions about the afterlife.

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A Horse of Ill Repute

Thu, 12 May 2011 17:46:57 -0400

amateurscientistblog:

Look at this beautiful thing. It’s a new book of short humor by Jared Juliano, contributor to The Amateur Scientist Podcast and only known friend of Death Panel panelist J.J. Wright. And I can’t recommend it enough. If you’ve ever wondered about the erotic possibilities of model trains, the importance of not being naked while trying to sell your house, or what sort of advice a dandy fop could offer, wonder no more! Just go here and buy this beauty. Tell ‘em Captain Karl sent ya.

4/11:MARGOT KIDDER’S DENTAL WORK Our panelists discuss the horrors of the impending U.S....

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 22:43:48 -0400

4/11:
MARGOT KIDDER’S DENTAL WORK

Our panelists discuss the horrors of the impending U.S. presidential race. Plus, we dive deep into the mysteries of the British language, lament the inattentiveness of our wedding-crazed media, explore the joys of throwing balls for fun, ask when is the right time to tell our children about man-on-man action, look for Lois Lane in the bushes, and ponder what kinds of liquids could fit in a Glade air freshener.

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3/11:BILL PULLMAN’S FUGUE STATE Our panelists discuss mean, horrible, nasty, no good...

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 08:17:07 -0400

3/11:
BILL PULLMAN’S FUGUE STATE

Our panelists discuss mean, horrible, nasty, no good creatures like the Gingrich. Plus, we reveal our spring wedding guide, complain about your children being all over your Facebook page, ponder the riddles of David Lynch’s Duran Duran concert, give advice on how to avoid bears, and talk to a real Canadian about living in an upside-down metric world.

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Show notes:

Manadian

Scene from David Lynch’s daydreams

Husband and wife

2/11:YAPHET KOTTO’S DEATH STAR RUN Our panelists discuss flaming hot Columbian districts,...

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 09:41:00 -0500

2/11:
YAPHET KOTTO’S DEATH STAR RUN

Our panelists discuss flaming hot Columbian districts, the uncertain future of a land ruled by mummies, humanity’s place in a world ruled by machines, our predictions for the 83rd annual Academy Awards, corning huskies, sticky hands, and the resurrection of the woolly mammoth. (Show notes at DeathPanelPodcast.com)

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State of the Union 2011: The Quickening

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 08:36:04 -0500

State of the Union 2011: The Quickening:

amateurscientistblog:

Tonight, both houses of Congress will gather in the Capitol Building’s sweet-ass rec room to play a little air hockey, do some necking in their bean bag chairs, and sort of half-listen to President Obama update America on the state of our union.

But unless Joe Biden is mic’ed up and extra…

1/11:ANGELA MERKEL’S VAJAZZLE Our panelists discuss their predictions for 2011 and score...

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 16:50:00 -0500

1/11:
ANGELA MERKEL’S VAJAZZLE

Our panelists discuss their predictions for 2011 and score their predictions for 2010. Will Barbara Walters fall victim to the Hollywood Star Whackers? Will Vladimir Putin get a Brazilian? Will a famous racist finally attack China? Will sex education die with the birds and bees? Will lobsters finally win the right to vote? Judging by our past precognitive successes, probably not.

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12/10:PERCY JACKSON AND THE GHOST DAD Our panelists discuss leaking information, the ultimate fate...

Mon, 27 Dec 2010 21:44:57 -0500

12/10:
PERCY JACKSON AND THE GHOST DAD

Our panelists discuss leaking information, the ultimate fate of your dead pets, the super future of pornography, “liking” and “poking” your “Facebooks”, the relative merits of plate tectonics versus the Aurora Borealis, swinger etiquette, and backward clothes.

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